i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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