Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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