I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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