ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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