is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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