i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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