Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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