I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you traded sex for a burrito?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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