we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
