yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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