bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize
