new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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