Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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