My nipple is on Facebook.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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