there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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