Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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