Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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