Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
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I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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