I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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