so explain again why im purple
no
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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