Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Randomize
