Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
being pregnant is like rehab
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
