I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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