Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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