Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Randomize
