so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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