I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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