i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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