So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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