found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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