I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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