Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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