So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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