I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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