carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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