she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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