i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
smell my finger.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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