i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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