After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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