i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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