This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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