Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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