So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
third nipple confirmed
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm like, not good at living.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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