It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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