This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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