yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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