so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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