We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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