I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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