I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just tell him i said nine months
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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