Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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