That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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