"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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