Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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